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MICHELLE TUOHY entered SHAMpage v3.22 on 08-19-1992 at 20:55:17
SHAMpage is using SHAMpage.Dat
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SHAMpage -> Damn! Who let YOU in here, Michelle?
Michelle -> hi
SHAMpage -> I never give greetings at this time of day!
Michelle -> giggle so whats up
SHAMpage -> It's 8:55pm, do you know where your mind is?
Michelle -> so do your feet still smell?
SHAMpage -> Right. I think I hear your mother calling you.
Michelle -> x
SHAMpage -> Nice chatting with you, Michelle.
SHAMpage terminated normally at 20:56:11
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WILLIAM SMITH entered SHAMpage v3.22 on 08-19-1992 at 22:47:53
SHAMpage is using SHAMpage.Dat
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SHAMpage -> Yawn! What time is it, William?
William -> bye
SHAMpage -> Nice chatting with you, William.
SHAMpage terminated normally at 22:48:10
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RENE ALMAGUER entered SHAMpage v3.22 on 08-19-1992 at 23:15:11
SHAMpage is using Midnite.Dat
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SHAMpage -> Rich is asleep. This is the computer taking over, Rene.
Rene -> That's pretty cool. I just called to say hey and ask a ton of questions
, likehow did you set your machine up to answer a call while you were asleep. I
hope you get this message. I'm not sure you will. Thanks.
SHAMpage -> Come back in 10 years when you're all grown up!
Rene -> Gee thanks Wally!
SHAMpage -> You're welcome.
Rene -> Is this the machine talkin or Rich?
SHAMpage -> You're the jerk sitting there conversing with a dumb machine!
Rene -> Your pretty cool.
SHAMpage -> Silence is golden. So shut up and get rich!
Rene -> I'll let you rest you're circuits now Mr. Computer.
SHAMpage -> No, this is a real live human being you are chatting with, Rene.
Rene -> I thought you were asleep?
SHAMpage -> Do you have ANY idea what time it is?
Rene -> No not really, My electricity was cut off yesterday and my sun dial doe
s'nt work at night for some reason. What time is it?
SHAMpage -> When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Rene -> How long have you been doing this stuff?
SHAMpage -> Bozos. I am surrounded by Bozos!
Rene -> Stop. You're killing me!
SHAMpage -> What am I DOING here at 11:23pm???
Rene -> How should I know. How does one down load a file into my system using t
his newfangled thing called a Modem?
SHAMpage -> Maybe if you tried uploading something WORTHWHILE for a change.
Rene -> Good point. It sounds like you're kinda tired of this game.
SHAMpage -> The Ferengi destroyed all my on line games last night...
Rene -> Should I ask what the Ferengi is?
SHAMpage -> It's 11:26pm, do you know where your mind is?
Rene -> I've known you for ten minutes and I already like the way you think'
SHAMpage -> What would you like me to do to make you feel happy, Rene?
Rene -> How many have you had tonight? gollod thing you're not driving any heav
y machinary huh?
SHAMpage -> How? Are you some kinda Injun or something?
Rene -> Injun? what's an Injun?
SHAMpage -> No kidding!
Rene -> Hey dude, I must answer a call to the sandman. It's been a real Pleasur
e rappin to ya.
SHAMpage -> I'm a machine all right. A pretty darn SMART one!
Rene -> I figured that much. So am I. Chow.
SHAMpage -> Right. I think we should both be in bed, sound asleep.
Rene -> As long as it's not the same bed.
SHAMpage -> Are you just being negative?
Rene -> Don't tell me you queer too? It seems most of you BBS ops are.
SHAMpage -> No, BBS doesn't stand for "Big Black Stud"!
Rene -> That must be the password. I'm outa here.see ya.
SHAMpage -> But what about MY feelings, Rene?
User dropped carrier on 08-19-1992 at 23:33:06
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ALAN FREESE entered SHAMpage v3.22 on 08-20-1992 at 17:26:58
SHAMpage is using SHAMpage.Dat
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SHAMpage -> I don't care WHO you are Alan! Get those reindeer off my roof!
Alan -> why cant i down-load
SHAMpage -> Did you just ask me why? Why?
Alan -> yes
SHAMpage -> That's easy for you to say, Alan.
Alan -> later
SHAMpage -> It's 5:28pm, do you know where your mind is?
Alan -> yes
SHAMpage -> That's "si" to you. You're in South Florida now!
Alan -> why dosent the file menu have a download on it
SHAMpage -> Hit [Alt] H to get to the File Menu.
Alan -> ok thanks
SHAMpage -> Any time...
Alan -> ok how do i get out of here
SHAMpage -> If I knew how, I wouldn't be here farting around with YOU.
Alan -> HOW DO WE GET OUT OF CHATTING?
SHAMpage -> How??? Kawabunga!
Alan -> CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE
SHAMpage -> Sure.
Alan -> WILL YOU
SHAMpage -> Why do you say that, Alan?
Alan -> SO I CAN TRY To dOwNlOaD!
SHAMpage -> If I knew, I wouldn't tell you, Alan.
Alan -> WHY NOT RICH
SHAMpage -> Are you just being negative?
Alan -> NO
SHAMpage -> You're being contrary and obnoxious again.
Alan -> YES
SHAMpage -> I forgot the question. What were we talking about?
Alan -> WHY I CANT DOWNLOAD?
SHAMpage -> You want a good program, read TV Guide.
Alan -> HAHAHAH
SHAMpage -> You think that's funny? Try looking in the mirror, Alan!
Alan -> YOU CRACK ME UPPPPPPPPPP!!!
SHAMpage -> Looks like you could use a new keyboard. One of your keys seem to b
e
SHAMpage -> sticking.
Alan -> NO ITS JUST FINE
SHAMpage -> Oh, gee Alan, smile a little. Loosen up. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Alan -> YOUR FUNN,DO YOU SURF?
SHAMpage -> What am I DOING here???
Alan -> BEATS THE HELL OUT OF ME
SHAMpage -> Who cares about you as a person, anyway?
Alan -> EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMpage -> Got a sticky key there, Alan?
Alan -> YEP SURE DO
SHAMpage -> Yes? Are you THAT easy?
Alan -> YOU TELL ME YOUR THE SYSOP
SHAMpage -> Don't you have anything INTERESTING to talk about, Alan?
Alan -> NOT REALLY NOTHING BUT SURFING
SHAMpage -> I disagree.
Alan -> WHY
SHAMpage -> Because that's the way it is.
Alan -> GOTTA STICKY KEY THARE,RICH?
SHAMpage -> OK Alan. Now, tell me about your favorite X-Rated GIF.
Alan -> MEEEEEEE?
SHAMpage -> You've obviously mistaken me for a normal human being.
Alan -> HAYIM ONLY 15
SHAMpage -> Right. I think I hear your mother calling you.
Alan -> MOTTT
SHAMpage -> I'm not sure I understand.
Alan -> MY MAMA AINT HOME
SHAMpage -> You really have a point there. Wear a hat and it won't show.
Alan -> WHAT?
SHAMpage -> No kidding!
Alan -> IS IT HARD BEING A SYSOP?
SHAMpage -> Hey, I'm out of bed and almost dressed. What the hell more do you
SHAMpage -> want?
Alan -> JUST WONDERING BECOUSE IM THINKING OF STARTING A BBS !
SHAMpage -> What's this "BBS" thing you keep talking about, Alan?
Alan -> OK RIGHT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A "BBs"IS
SHAMpage -> You don't like it here Alan, call the Onyx BBS!
Alan -> WHY?
SHAMpage -> Sometimes there is no reason. Shit Happens.
Alan -> TRUE
SHAMpage -> Like I care...
Alan -> NO BUT FOREAL HOW HARD IS IT TO START A BBS
SHAMpage -> I could've BBS'ed all night...
Alan -> WELL I HAFT TO GO ILL CALL BACK LATER AND CHAT SOME MORE!
SHAMpage -> I don't know.
Alan -> LATER DUDE
SHAMpage -> Bodacious!
Alan -> BYE!!!!
SHAMpage terminated normally at 17:48:15